Archive for the ‘People’ Category

Silence, I Choose You!

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

The guy was clearly obsessed with anime.

She patiently snipped his bowl cut, a style he should have left in his elementary school days. But, then again, that’s where he still was, obsessing about Pokemon and various other less popular fringe entertainment in a way that implied the entire store was hanging on his every expert word. It’s one thing to like a kid’s cartoon; nothing wrong with that. It’s another to sit in a Great Clips and preach – loudly – to an apathetic hairdresser about the crime of cutting down “700 Japanese episodes to 500.” She couldn’t care less how violent you claim the original version of the show is, and your description of a particular snake-like Pokemon being decapitated – and how one of your female friends keeps a picture of this to show people who make fun of her interest in the cartoon – did not help your case one bit.

All because the poor woman, in an unfortunate attempt to make conversation, quipped that thanks to her kids she never gets to watch much television other than Spongebob Squarepants.

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It’s cute to ask the lower middle-aged, Hip-Looking-For-A-Mother stylist if she has the internet. ‘Cause not a lot of people do yet. But when she reacts in the affirmative, don’t expect her to remember the name of some random anime character that you want to dress up as when you go to sci-fi conventions. She already told you it would take a LOT of gel to spike up that horrid cut of yours. Don’t push it.

I’ll be the first to admit I’m a geek. A huge one. But this was just sad.

Heartburn, Indigestion, Conjugation

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

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Overheard at Joe’s Pizza tonight:

Kid: Guess what I learned in class today!
Father: What?
Kid:

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(pause)

Father: Amazon Weather?
Kid: Nooooo, Amisare Waswere!

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Kid: Amisare Waswere!

The father’s still not getting it.

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Kid: Am Is Are Was Were
Father: OOOOOOHH. Oh. Oh.
Kid: The Real McCoy full Mom! Amisare Waswere! A verb is when you, like, do something!
Mother: Like Amisare Waswere.
Kid: Towelhead aka Nothing Is Private on dvd

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Yeah!

Print is Dead

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

I’ve talked on here (in previous versions of the website, at least) about the amusement our small town newspaper, the Sparta News-Plaindealer, provides. Not that one expects perfection, or anything close to it, from a weekly rag hidden in a town of 4500 well served by two regional chain papers (one of which owns the Plaindealer,) but it’s rare to find such golden examples of irrelevance, particuarly in the columns highlighting news in the smaller communities.

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Congratulations.

It’s a Celeron, So ‘None of the Above’

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Selling a laptop to a girl going off to college and her doting mother:

Me: What exactly will you be using it for?Girl: Pictures and music. And burning CD’s. Watching some DVD’s.

Mom: And schoolwork.

Girl: …maybe.