The one, solitary reliable post is the NFL Picks that pop up each weekend…except, of course, for the times that I’m too busy to whip together a fancy-pants image.

Like this weekend.

So here are my picks, in crude, So Easy A Caveman Could Do It form:

TEN d. BAL, GBP d. ATL, CAR d. KCC, SDC d. MIA, PHI d. WAS, NYG d. SEA, IND d. HOU, CHI d. DET, DEN d. TBB, BUF d. ARI, DAL d. CIN, NEP d. SFF, JAC d. PIT, NOS d. MIN, BYE d. STL

The Bears, Chargers, Falcons, Jets, Panthers, Patriots and Titans perplex me. This won’t be the week I go 16-0.