(Well…commercials.  Plural.)

I’m glad we purchased a Malibu.  You see, gas pumps hate Chevrolets.  Something about gas mileage.  Anyway, if you have a Malibu the gas pump will sneak inside your car and turn up your radio and flip on your blinkers and wipers.  A minor annoyance; not dangerous.

But if you have an Aveo it’ll lock you out of your car, possibly opening you to thug attacks in shady neighborhoods.

And if you have a Cobalt it’ll FLATTEN YOUR TIRE.  You could DIE.

This just in (literally as I was typing this:) if you have a Silverado the pump will steal your lunch and throw it in the trash can.  But at least you’ll spot it before driving away; not too bad.

I think I remember this episode of Futurama.  Someone get Mom’s bra.