Archive for July, 2008

What I Learned From A Chevy Commercial

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

(Well…commercials.  Plural.)

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I’m glad we purchased a Malibu.  You see, gas pumps hate Chevrolets.  Something about gas mileage.  Anyway, if you have a Malibu the gas pump will sneak inside your car and turn up your radio and flip on your blinkers and wipers.  A minor annoyance; not dangerous.

But if you have an Aveo it’ll lock you out of your car, possibly opening you to thug attacks in shady neighborhoods.

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And if you have a Cobalt it’ll FLATTEN YOUR TIRE.  You could DIE.

This just in (literally as I was typing this:) if you have a Silverado the pump will steal your lunch and throw it in the trash can.  But at least you’ll spot it before driving away; not too bad.

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I think I remember this episode of Futurama.  Someone get Mom’s bra.

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Friday, July 11th, 2008

Okay, self. You’re a tech geek. You like shiny things. Sell yourself an iPhone.

Well, okay. I guess I would have to start with…DUH. IT’S A FREAKING IPHONE. Not only is it the coolest damn looking mobile out there, but it’s an iPod. And don’t tell me you don’t like iPods and that you’re not an early adopter; you had a first-gen Windows iPod a full month before they hit stores.

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Yes, but I have an iPod. A Touch.

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Just bought it a couple months ago.

Go sell that brick on eBay then. Angela’s Ashes download The Chair full With an iPhone you get every feature your iPod has plus, like, a zillion more. Literally. Steve Jobs’ boys were actually able to locate the number zillion; it’s actually one of the free apps available. Along with AIM chat, Facebook, GPS locator crap, song recognition technology, AOL Radio, a zillion (again, literally) games, live WeatherBug radar and you don’t have to be near an open WiFi network to use it all like with your pitiful iPod Touch.

I’m under contract to Verizon for another eighteen months, and I’m not paying the early termination fee.

So get around it, then. Balto full Consumerist lists a way to do that, like, everyday. In fact they just gave instructions JUST YESTERDAY for the EXPRESS PURPOSE of people USING IT TO GET OUT OF THEIR CONTRACT AND GET AN IPHONE. Extreme Movie on dvd The Graduate release You stop by that site like ten times a day; how did you miss it?

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Wow, you like to shout, don’t you? I didn’t miss that post, actually. I just ignored it because it’s not as easy to break free as they make it sound. Plus, I’m not the only one on the account: Emily and my mother are on it as well, and of the 700 minutes we’re allotted each month we usually have just under half of that left since we don’t talk much on the phone and most of who we do call are also Verizon customers, so the call is free.

But you could get a similar deal for them on AT&T…

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Not with an iPhone I couldn’t. The data rate is horrid, and even worse since after they reduced the price of the new iPhones they jacked the rate you pay for your subscription. It would cost me in one month to have just one iPhone what I pay for three phones now. And AT&T certainly isn’t any cheaper as a whole; Lifehacker pointed me to this site that runs a comparison of your current plan with every other available one for your ZIP code. It’s conclusion was that it couldn’t save me a single dime by switching to another plan.

So basically you want me to literally double my mobile phone cost per month AND probably pay Verizon an ETF just so I can use Google Maps with GPS in the car and control my iTunes from six-hundred miles away.

I’m just going to repeat what you just said: Google Maps with GPS in the car.

Oh. Drool…

So we’re going to the AT&T store then?

Still no.

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Thursday, July 10th, 2008

The blog has become droll and lifeless. With nothing going on, there’s plenty of time to write…but nothing to write about. Such is the ultimate irony of the online journal: when a lot happens, you’ve no time to write about it. When you’ve time to write, there’s nothing that’s worth the effort. Sad.

So I’ll just list everything that’s currently on our DirecTV HD DVR. Listed from oldest to newest.

The West Wing | BravoHD Balto movie download – The first six episodes of the series as telecast on Bravo a couple months ago. They never run The West Wing anymore. We didn’t even have Bravo in Effingham and I didn’t miss it since their once-common West Wing marathons just don’t happen that much. I caught this one and have been afraid to delete it; those DVD box sets are EXPENSIVE.

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Ratatouille | Starz West HD – We haven’t bought the DVD yet, and this version is OAR HD. Looks gorgeous.

Employee of the Month | TMCHD – A guilty pleasure. It’s a really crappy movie, but the former retail worker in me enjoyed it. And for some reason I haven’t deleted it yet.

30 Rock | KSDK-DT – The last five episodes of season two.

The Office | KSDK-DT – The last six episodes of season four.

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– The last six episodes of season eleven.

American Idol | KTVI-DT – The season seven finale. Again, I’m not sure why I haven’t deleted this.

Backbeat | TMCHD - The early 90’s film about the Beatles in Germany focused around Stuart Sutcliffe. Haven’t gotten around to it yet.

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Transformers | Cinemax HD – We haven’t watched this yet. Maybe one year.

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Trading Places | Cinemax West HD – I hadn’t seen this in years when Cinemax ran it. Then I recorded a later run in HD. And it’s still there.

Idiocracy | Cinemax HD – A highly underrated film from Mike Judge. Not as good as Office Space – not even close – but worth a watch if you haven’t seen it. It’s somewhat quotable, and it warms my heart to see more and more references to it popping up in the Fark forums.

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Starz Inside: The Pixar Story | Starz Kids & Family HD – A tremendous documentary about Pixar produced by Starz. Worth keeping for a while.

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Get Smart | WPXS-TV – Three episodes of the series recorded a couple weeks ago. Emily had never seen the show, so after we saw the movie I gave her a sample of it. I would delete them, but this is Kaos. We don’t delete things here. (No? Okay, let’s try another one.) I would delete them, but when I went to hit the button I missed it by…that much. (Still no?) Would you believe…I’m too lazy to delete them?

Donut Paradise | Travel Channel HD – A random hour-long show on donut places. Yeah. Hasn’t been watched yet; might not ever be. I miss the old specials the History Channel used to run (mostly on weekends) detailing the history of American cuisine, and this is no real substitute.

WWE Monday Night Raw | USAHD – Two recent episodes (the draft and the week after) that haven’t been deleted yet. This is why my DVR only has 13% capacity remaining.

Let’s Go To Prison | Cinemax HD – A supposedly wretched film that features Will Arnett and Dax Shepard and so I DVR’d it for some boring day. Odds it gets watched: meh.

300 | Cinemax HD – Haven’t seen it yet, so I figured I’d record it for later. Especially since it’s in HD and I’m canceling the premium channels before long. Odds it gets watched: good.

Road Trip | Discovery HD Theatre – Two recent episodes of the old Travel Channel series that DHT reruns sporadically. Love the show. Odds they get watched: probably tonight.

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The Matrix | Cinemax West HD – Recording right now because A.) It’s The Matrix and 2.) It’s in HD. Duh.

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For future reference, my season passes for this coming fall will most likely be: Chuck, King of the Hill, My Name is Earl, The Office, Pushing Daisies, SNL, The Simpsons, and 30 Rock.

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Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

The last time I spoke here I merely crossposted an entry from my Digital Route 66 blog.  Since then I’ve added a slew of posts over there…and nothing here.  Well then.

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So what have we been up to?  Well, as you can probably tell from the fact that all my writing was on the Route 66 blog…Route 66 stuff.  The state Motor Tour, the national festival in Litchfield, et cetera.  Fun.

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I’ll try.

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We’ll see.