Archive for October, 2006

The Yankees Lose Again

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

Back in June I created a spreadsheet (original entry

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Each division has its own page with the standings for each year, beginning in 1995, along with playoff results. Points were assigned as such: one point for winning percentage x 100 (a .506 divisional percentage in a year gets you 506 points,) 25 points for a wild card berth (every division has a winner, so division titles are meaningless here,) 50 points for a league pennant, and finally 75 points for a world title. Additionally, your playoff record is taken x 10, plus the number of wins x2, so a 5-6 record in the playoffs nets you 55.45 points (5 divided by 11 is your winning percentage of .450, that times 10 is 45 points, plus 5 wins times 2 points is 10 more points. The point is to make the postseason winning percentage valuable, and wins moreso, yet not enough to eclipse the importance of the regular season.)

Updated now with the final regular season and playoff standings, some 2006 trends:

• The AL East is still the dominant division since the 1994 realignment, but finishing last this year for the first time drops the lead in average points from 30 to about 23 over the NL East; the Orioles’ and Rays’ record coupled with a 1-3 playoff record hurt the division. It would take a big swing – like a title by the Mets along with a Phillies or Marlins wild card – but the NL East could conceivably take the top spot next year.

• The NL Central, 5th overall coming into 2006, leapfrogged the NL West into 4th riding the Cardinals’ World Series victory. However, while the trend continued (as it mathematically pretty well must) that the division with the World Champ is the overall winner, it was by far the smallest margin of victory yet. 2000’s AL East outranked the NL East by only 76 points, and the NL Central this year crushed

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that record by only besting the AL Central by a paltry 22 Beowulf & Grendel download points. Having an 83-win champion while your opponent carries a wild card and a pennant will do that to you. By the way, the average spread between number one and number two coming into 2006 was 110, the highest being 161 by the Marlin-led NL East over the AL East (one of two years, along with 2001, that the second place division didn’t play home to the World Series runner-up.)

• The total for the NL Central, 682, was also easily the lowest for the reigning division, besting the old mark (708 by the 2000 NL East.) Another mark of MLB parity: the AL East’s last place finish came with the third-highest points ever for the cellar dweller, and the smallest margin between first and last place ever. Parity, mark three: over the last six years, each of the divisions has won a world title once and only once.

• In the ten years prior to 2004, the two Central divisions had claimed just two of the twenty top two positions. In the two years that have followed, they’ve occupied four of four. Last year the AL Central saw its first world title, and 2006 gave the division its first wild card, the last division to claim one. The Cards’ tenth world championship was the first ever for the NL Central division.

• The Cardinals won the World Series.

Game Five

Friday, October 27th, 2006

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Game Four

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

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The errant throw to first by Rodney. The slip by Granderson. The inch – INCH – between Monroe and the ball. All luck, and all the Cards’ way.

From a production standpoint, one can’t complain about the Birds’ effort. Edmonds was non-existant, but Rolen is still a stud, Eckstein is official out of his slump, and Wilson looks better than he has in a while. Still, the Tigers easily outhit Mound City, with Pudge and Sean Casey bending Sup over and spanking him like an errant child. It wasn’t pretty.

Still, the better team is the one that makes the least mistakes, and across the board – pitch selection, defense, et cetera – when the Cards held the ball they were pitch perfect. On offense, they did what they had to, but Rolen being stranded after his leadoff double was sad baseball, redeemed only by luck.

• Let’s put Suppan’s start in context – it was very good. After his domination of New York N in the last series, I think Cardinal Nation expected perfection, but against a refreshed Tigers’ offense he fared well. There was no big inning, just a hit here and there, and some timely strikeouts when needed. There may be some Redbird fans disappointed that he couldn’t match his prior efforts, but if you told anyone on October first that Sup would give up three over six in game four of the Series, they would have shit themselves with delight. His mistakes were not that – they were Tiger victories. As much as columnists commented that Detroit’s lineup helped Reyes in game one by being impatient, credit those same batters with reaching against Suppan – those weren’t gift hits, but good at-bats.

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• With the Cards up three-one, it’s time to formally initiate new baseball fan Emily into Cardinal Nation. Time to teach her about Don Denkinger.

Game Three

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

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That said, Eckstein breaking out of his funk

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bodes well, as the kid may give a baserunner or two to Pujols to drive in. Rolen and Molina still looks sharp, and Tony yanking Encarnacion shows he understands how much Juan’s struggles are hurting the team.

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• I guess it’s a new Redbird postseason tradition to empty the opponent’s bullpen.

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Not that the offense produced much as a result, but the Tigers’ pen was shaky and unless they settle down may offer opportunities for Mound City in the next couple games. They just have to capitalize much better than they did tonight.

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Carpenter was exactly, exactly what he had to be, just like Rogers was the night before. Advantage Cardinals, as Sup can hopefully tame Bonderman and setup a 3-1 lead for Reyes in front of a rabid home crowd. It’s wishful thinking, but the series may not see Motown again.

• Fox’s Wild Chroma-Key Adventure: in the bottom of the second, the rotating billboard behind home plate was going nuts. Fox inserts their own advert here in the fashion of a weather map on the nightly news, and while most of the game it was seamless, the white background that inning contrasted sharply against the reality of Busch III; the borders flashed on and off and a black line appeared around Jim Edmonds. Tsk tsk, Fox.

• After his obnoxious Budweiser Select spot:

Emily: “It’s so hard to decide whether you want to be lazy and enjoy your large amounts of money, or get more large amounts of money.Peter: “Such is the life of Jay-Z.”

Emily: “Such a hard choice.”

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Game Two

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

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A lot of that is Rogers, of course, who has been masterful this postseason. Unfortunately, whoever the blame lies with – the Cards’ batters or the Tigers’ starter – the result could be a cooling of the Redbird bats that carries over to game three and beyond. The most important thing on Tuesday is whether Mound City can jump on Robertson early to re-establish their own confidence. Carpenter will show up; the bats need to as well.

The run in the ninth may help, taking some of the sting out of the loss, but Todd Jones won’t be starting a contest anytime soon.

The pine tar. All this served to do is act as a brief distraction and a tiny footnote, since Rogers pitched seven innings of one-hit ball after the substance was wiped off. Would I have liked to seen him thrown out? Of course. Should he have been? Of course not. Even though Fox’s footage seems to prove he used the substance in his start against Oakland, the umps technically didn’t catch him with it on his hand, and he obviously didn’t need it to dominate the Cardinals. Just an odd, random occurance that probably won’t be remembered long after the Series is over.

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Game One

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

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Reyes is a pimp. This is the kid we saw his first four starts of the year, including the phenomenal game on the Southside when he went eight (complete) and gave up one hit – a homer to Jim Thome. It appears that early in his career he’s shaping up to be a big game pitcher; not that the last game of the season wasn’t big, but his NLCS turn wasn’t bad (save the whole “tipping your pitches” thing,) and now he comes up huge here. He has to just watch that he doesn’t turn into a Brandon Backe or Josh Beckett.

Just one complaint: Tony pulled him too soon. With a five run lead, trust the kid to finish the game since he can hardly get you in that much trouble. I don’t think it’ll cost anything in the long run (hell, my immediate reaction was “pull him” until I thought for a second,) but I’d rather build confidence in the kid so game five can be a potential repeat.

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Now, Rolen seems pissed.

He murdered that ball, and I think it’s because he’s taking his anger out on it. Anger at Tony, anger at his injury, anger at the media (like USA Today predicting “Detroit in three”,) whatever – he’s absolutely possessed and the fact that he got another hit later in the game makes this two solid contests in a row and a big monkey off his back.

Edmonds still has a way to go, but he looked sharper. Certainly having him in the cleanup spot is a better fit than Encarnacion, who’s patient at the plate and would be a better fit for the two-hole when the series returns to 420 South Eighth and the Cards lose the DH.

• Molina stayed sharp, as did Taguchi even if neither of them mirrored their previous impact. Eckstein’s struggles concern me, but I don’t think he’s completely healed. Nor is Pujols, but he smells the ring and he’ll play fine through the pain.

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Friday, October 20th, 2006

With NaNoWriMo fast approaching, and a desire to actually, I don’t know, complete it for once, I decided to clean up my work area, to make it more writer-friendly. For example, re-install the old under-the-counter rolling keyboard tray that puts my hands at a better level to quickly type. It was just a matter of finding the bloody thing.

Maybe it’s in my closet. *peers inside* Oh, shit. Everything’s in my closet. Nowhere to Run

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I did not find my tray in my closet; it was in the basement. What I did find:

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• The box – and CD and manual – for Norton Antivirus 4.0. From the naming scheme, so old it apparently predated time.

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• Trio Plus, a word processor/spreadsheet/database program for the Apple IIe and her clones (like our Laser 128.) It was basically a lesser productivity program for those too lazy and/or cheap to buy AppleWorks. Think “Microsoft Works.”

• Manuals for both the aforementioned Laser 128 as well as the Apple IIe; my father took the latter from the radio station. This was in the late 80’s that we purchased this machine and cribbed the unused Apple manual from the station; in an interesting twist, the Laser would later be sold to WHCO years later. By “years” I mean “in like 1999, cause they didn’t have PCs until about 2000.” Heh, you think I’m kidding. You haven’t read much, have you.

• Tiny baseball helmets! Back in the early 90’s the little toy machines outside of Wal-Mart would have the little inch-and-a-half mini helmets for a quarter or so, and I got every. damn. one., plus a lot of repeats. They come in very handy:
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• TV Guides. Lots of them. I used to save them – for some reason – and there are boxes more in the basement untouched. The pack rat in me sees a bit of logic in keeping some of these; it was neat to stumble upon the 1999 Fall Preview issue and read their first word on The West Wing (they loved it – duh

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.) Still…totally not worth the room they take up. And the weight.

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• An old Andres Galarraga clock. The first baseman stopped off in St. Louis for one year (1992,) spent half the season on the DL, then split for Colorado for their inaugural season. For whatever reason I was drawn to him, and was briefly both a Cards and Rockies fan until 1996 came and liberated Redbird Nation from the horror (read: Joe Torre. And to a lesser extent Todd Zeile.)

Anyway, my mother was doing crafts at the time, and at the shop in Pinckneyville where she had a booth another lady had sports clocks where she would take magazine covers and baseball cards and embed them into the shiny surface. My mother had one custom made for me for Christmas one year, and I treasured it for several years afterward.

After finding it amongst my myriad baseball cards, I threw it in the garbage bag, thought for about two seconds, then yanked it right back out. It’s not going anywhere.

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Thursday, October 19th, 2006

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Emily’s stuffed animals are undecided about who to support in this year’s fall classic. The kitty I bought her, Oleander, supports her fellow felines, while Huey, the bison I got her at the Arch, supports his hometown Cardinals.

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Thursday, October 19th, 2006

I’ve been a bad wittle boy. Where have all the posts been? Did they all just fade away?

• Yeah, my NFL Picks never seem to get very far. I did, what, two out of the first three weeks this year? The problem is less me being wrong, or the mere picking of the games. It’s the comedy. I try to be funny, but my lack of knowledge of all things Roger Goodellish hamstring me. Whatever. Besides, while you were watching the media crown the Bears (Denny knew who they were,) I was watching Lauren Graham on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. So how again am I qualify to handicap the gridiron?

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Admittedly part two, that’s not really what it’s about. I’ll post excepts, if not the whole thing, so you’ll see. I’ll show ALL of you.

(For the uninitiated, NaNoWriMo, or the National Novel Writing Month, is a challenge to write a 50,000 word novel between November 1 and 30. Quantity over quality; you can always edit later. More details at the website.)

• I am Emily’s dealer. I get her addicted to things, like 24 and King of the Hill. My newest drugs of choice: baseball and The Office.

The Cards are, once again, ho hum, in the NLCS, although a loss tonight will change that – your ass is on the line, Suppan. Emily has been rivited by the playoffs, becoming a Cardinals fan and even watching games without my presence. She also helps me see the team in a new light: David Eckstein, thanks to his diminutive stature, is the “little boy,” and thanks to his constantly wagging tounge, Ronnie Belliard is the team’s “puppy.” Given Pujols’ recent surly attitude and slow devolution into a certain assholish Giants outfielder, we have one hell of a double play combination:

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Emily loves the “So” face, too. That’s the youthful distraught face that So Taguchi wears when he misses a fly ball or strikesout or homers or singles or gets up in the morning or breathes oxygen.

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He and Eckstein could probably pass for little leaguers.

But back to the other addiction: The Office. I started showing the third season episodes to Emily as they were E*DVRed, and when I got the seconds season DVD free from work we busted it out in a week. Then we watched the third season opener again. Emily’s still debating a costume for a Halloween party she’s flocking to this Saturday, and I suggested she attend as Pam (I would surely go as Michael Scott if I were attending.) She’s most likely passing on the costume, all for the want of curlier hair.

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Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

I thought that they were building a Culver’s in Carbondale.

I hoped. I dreamed. I dreaded the thought of my empty wallet and overflowing gut.

I was wrong.

There’s an old Dairy Queen at the corner of SR-13 and the road to Emily’s Pad, long closed since there’s a much cuter walk-up DQ on US-51 near the college. It’s been deserted as long as I can remember, but about a month ago painters showed up and transformed the old fading red roof into a blue-and-white masterpiece.

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There’s a lot of Northern Illinois influence in Carbondale. Since so many Chicagolanders send their offspring to university here, gyros and Chicago Style Hot Dogs, delicacies rarely found south of Cub Country, are frequent. There’s a different pizza place on every block. The lack of Culvers is quite stunning, especially since the chain has recently moved into the St. Louis area. So for this Wisconsin-based franchise that has propagated quite well through Chicagoland, popping up on that corner would be quite appropriate.

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Instead, it’s a quick loan place. Great, just what Southern Illinois needed. More residents deeper in debt. 400% interest rates are totally not fraud, no way.