I’ve talked on here (in previous versions of the website, at least) about the amusement our small town newspaper, the Sparta News-Plaindealer, provides. Not that one expects perfection, or anything close to it, from a weekly rag hidden in a town of 4500 well served by two regional chain papers (one of which owns the Plaindealer,) but it’s rare to find such golden examples of irrelevance, particuarly in the columns highlighting news in the smaller communities.
The Secret movie The Mod Squad dvd From this week’s edition:
I saw my good friend [name omitted] at Gas Mart on Sunday on her way to church.
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