Fat and Even More Greasy

“We need to change the list.”

Emily is ANGRY because Hardees, it seems, has dropped roast beef from their menu. If you remember the list of her top ten fast food restaurants (and I know you do; it was printed out and placed on your refridgerator door some time in late February – look for it next to the Domino’s coupons) then you know that Hardee’s barely made the list, and solely on the strength of their roast beef.

Now it is gone.

This is the case, at least, at the Hardees locations that Emily has stopped at. It may not be a company-wide move, since, as you know, “prices and participation may vary.” But on the flip side, who gives a damn? Hardees sucks ass.

There is not a replacement yet, but as Emily says, “HARDEES MUST GO!” Oh, and “Now Hardees failure is complete,” since my Love can’t go five minutes without quoting George Lucas. No argument here.

Culver’s

Braindead film

could fill the tenth slot, but she’s little experience there. You know how I feel about that place.

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