This is the funniest thing ever. Shotgun Stories video Bar none.
I can sympathize. Once when I still worked for Best Buy I had an annoying morning meeting from 7 to 10 on a Saturday, then had to work at four. Killing time in-between (most of which was eaten up by seeing The Two Towers,) I stopped at K-Mart to get some Tylenol for my headache. Wearing khaki pants with an untucked, navy blue polo (opposed to the red vests worn by K-Mart employees,) two different people in separate parts of the store asked me for help. Just a month ago in a toy store in St. Louis a woman started to ask me a question even though I was wearing cargo shorts with my untucked polo; perhaps I just look too damn friendly.