Archive for May, 2006

They Don't Even Know What They're Missing

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

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There’s a reason why Pixar has only put out six films in the last decade while Dreamworks Animation craps out several a year. Quality over quantity.

Forty years ago that Interstate didn’t exist. The town got bypassed just to save ten minutes of driving. -Bonnie Hunt, “Cars”

“Cars” is due out June 9th, and I have higher hopes for the film than any other since, well, “The Incredibles.”

Higher hopes, in fact.

Forget for a moment that the animation is at least three years ahead of what Dreamworks can render (and two years ahead of what they can even imagine; witness the waterfall and the stadium shots with “the wave” made of headlights from the linked trailers to see the pretty.) That I can look forward to any piece of entertainment that prominently features Larry the Cable Guy is a miracle, but then again, Pixar is a miracle maker. It’s about the story and unique, interesting characters, not cute gags and voice actors; while Dreamworks trots out Will Smith and Ben Affleck, Pixar employs Albert Brooks and Craig T. Nelson (not to mention Sarah Vowell), all who promptly put the aforementioned to shame. The idea of “Cars” first disappointed me when we knew next-to-nothing about it (in late ‘04, when “The Incredibles” was hot) but the more I hear the more I love. The more I can’t wait until the very first screening in the area, the one I’ll be at.

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I am of course biased in my anticipation of “Cars.” Your best source for Route 66 news on the web is going apeshit over Cars, and god bless him for it; the film was originally titled “Route 66,” as it takes place on the Mother Road, and lost its designation only to avoid confusion with the 1960s CBS series (that had little, if anything, to do with the Main Street of America.) But that’s the supreme example of Pixar’s superior intellect and work: would Dreamworks ever touch such a subject? Animators from Pixar, including Honcho John Lasseter himself, toured parts of the road in the southwest to get an idea of what the historic highway had to offer, and elements of Route 66 (the Cadillac Ranch, the Wigwam Village) can be found in the fictional “Cars” Route 66 hamlet of Radiator Springs.

The point: there’s love and knowledge and care in this film. I can tell you this and I haven’t even seen it yet. Meanwhile, Will Smith is a hip-hop fish. David Schwimmer is a cowardly giraffe. Save Shrek (and who knows what the third film will have to offer,) why does anyone give Dreamworks their money, or even the time of day?

Friday, June 9: give Pixar your money, please.

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Monday, May 22nd, 2006

Where has he been? Where?

It’s been HOW LONG since I last joined you? Where has this time gone? Work? Vacation? A little of both, perhaps. Why yes.

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• I spent half of last week in with the Fiancee. We had our engagement pictures taken in Litchfield on Monday and planned to head up Route 66 for pictures on Tuesday; a rainy day postponed the latter until Wednesday, but it had to be done since I had borrowed an Olympus E-Volt E500 Digital SLR from work. Such an amazing camera.

• 24! 24! 24! 24! 24! The finale was much anticipated and lived up to expectations, though I cannot share my specific thoughts since the Girl is up north doing research this week and cannot watch the two hours of bliss until Sunday night. I cannot imagine such pain.

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Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

Firefox!

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That said, I’ve tried the new IE7 Beta 2, and it’s a big step up from IE6. Not only has Microsoft gotten on board with tabbed browsing and good pop-up blocking, but the program has been completely redesigned, and the fresh look is quite welcoming. Everything is still easy enough to find, plus it’s easier to navigate, choose print options, zoom in and out (especially for large images) and search. You can even add additional engines, just like in Firefox (I need my Wiki!)

That said, unlike Firefox I can’t find a way to get new window links to open in a new tab; this has to be done manually. I haven’t snooped around much, but I don’t know if I can get an extension that checks my gmail for me. That, plus the token yet-to-be-discovered Microsoft security holes are enough to keep me from switching back to IE.

Thumbs up so far, but I still love my Firefox.

Fat and Even More Greasy

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

“We need to change the list.”

Emily is ANGRY because Hardees, it seems, has dropped roast beef from their menu. If you remember the list of her top ten fast food restaurants (and I know you do; it was printed out and placed on your refridgerator door some time in late February – look for it next to the Domino’s coupons) then you know that Hardee’s barely made the list, and solely on the strength of their roast beef.

Now it is gone.

This is the case, at least, at the Hardees locations that Emily has stopped at. It may not be a company-wide move, since, as you know, “prices and participation may vary.” But on the flip side, who gives a damn? Hardees sucks ass.

There is not a replacement yet, but as Emily says, “HARDEES MUST GO!” Oh, and “Now Hardees failure is complete,” since my Love can’t go five minutes without quoting George Lucas. No argument here.

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could fill the tenth slot, but she’s little experience there. You know how I feel about that place.

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Thursday, May 4th, 2006

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I can sympathize. Once when I still worked for Best Buy I had an annoying morning meeting from 7 to 10 on a Saturday, then had to work at four. Killing time in-between (most of which was eaten up by seeing The Two Towers,) I stopped at K-Mart to get some Tylenol for my headache. Wearing khaki pants with an untucked, navy blue polo (opposed to the red vests worn by K-Mart employees,) two different people in separate parts of the store asked me for help. Just a month ago in a toy store in St. Louis a woman started to ask me a question even though I was wearing cargo shorts with my untucked polo; perhaps I just look too damn friendly.

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Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006

Out jogging/walking yesterday, I ran past the high school as I started, and again when doubling back. My return quip produced this comment from a crowd of junior high kids assembled on the track around the football field:

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“Hey, kid, what makes you think you can skip school?”

Um, perhaps the fact that I graduated high school in 1998?

Taste How Much I Care

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Peter doesn’t like to try new food.

Maybe it’s the lost opportunity. I could have that new McDonalds burger, but then I would have missed my chance to have the meal I know I love. We could go to a different restaurant, but I might not like it and cry over the lack of excellent grub.

So I never tried Culver’s.

It mocked me. The promise of “butter burgers” (as if the patties weren’t fat enough) and frozen custard did nothing to alter my course and draw me anywhere near the pretty blue awning. Too homey-looking, and the custard couldn’t come close to Ted Drewes. Nope. Onto McDonalds!

Then I tried Culver’s.

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My first impression was how diverse the menu was, and how upon repeat visits I would have trouble deciding what to eat. Burger? Melt? Chicken?

After six or seven trips, I’ve yet to deviate from the burger. It’s just too good, a bigger, better butter burger if you will. The custard: not as good as Uncle Ted’s, but very good, and a lot for little money.

The biggest complement I can give Culver’s (besides the damn excellent food) is how different the place seems from other fast food/fast casual restaurants, at least the one I’ve visited in O’Fallon (IL.) Despite what the fiancee thinks, good things do The Darwin Awards trailer Dreamer: Inspired by a True Story movie

come from Wisconsin (like the idea to number state highways, for example,) and this chain brought with it a dining atmosphere with an amazing level of cleanliness. For all the restaurants that seem like carbon copies of each other (am I in Applebee’s or TGI Fridays?) Culver’s manages to stand out.

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And some restaurants have WiFi.

I should try new things more often.