Archive for December, 2005

Lazy Sunday, Busy Monday: Part II

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

I would tell you that it was the coldest day of the year, but that would not do the temperature justice. Besides, this is the Windy City, so the wind chill is far more important – and horrifyingly cold. The day started with negative temperatures at O’Hare, and while the afternoon sun did what it could to warm that so when we departed into the city after 4:00 PM, not even the heart and soul of our solar system can defeat the mighty force of the Chicago Winter.

At least it wasn’t snowing.

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Germans like pickles at Christmas. I learned this in Daley Plaza, where the German Christkindlmarket was setup in tents so tiny and unheated that I think the German blood was hardly flowing. So many figurines; so many pickles. No penguins, though. One tent was slightly warmed: we took our food in there, as I found that a jumbo hot dog was just two hot dogs stuck on one bun. Fascinating, these Germans, with their brown mustard and those hot dogs that are like double hot dogs.

So cooooold.

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We gathered under the clock at Marshall Field’s; State at Washington. That’s not an activity to reenact a year from now, since Federated, in its infinite retail wisdom, is stripping the Chicago landmark of its name; God forbid the Second City not have a Macy’s. That day it was still Field’s, though, and even in the horrid chill, as the winds whipped around the building and made everyone on the east side of State Street question their sanity, there was a large crowd admiring the Christmas decorations, particularly the window displays, decked out with an animated holiday story. Kids marveled at the moving puppets while their parents worked the camcorder with numb hands, watching for icicles dripping from the lens.

Inside there was WARM. WARM throughout the giant hall that greeted you upon your entrance from State. WARM in the elevator. WARM on the seventh floor where patrons dined on twenty-dollar hamburgers while the Sprinkle Fairy came around to make their hair sparkle, and warmth on the eighth floor where we gawked down at them from, claiming to admire the giant Field’s Christmas tree but in reality more concerned with that man’s toupee. And is that child in the pink pants dead?

The WARM made you happy. We (Emily and Author) just had to dance, briefly, because the WARM compelled us to, even if the lady at makeup counter next to us (who most certainly didn’t notice this time of year) would frown upon such activities. Buy some rouge already, or go back into the cold.

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People apparently go ice skating in negative wind chill temperatures; another failure of our public school system, I suppose. Expectations were for small crowds on this rink along the west border of Millennium Park, just off of Lake Michigan, but the Windy City crowds were not discouraged by the chills. Emily’s bum ankle kept us off this death trap, so we watched the others, including the Indian Kristy Yamaguchi, who impressed us with her twirling skills as well as the ability to not fall on her own ass, something not shared by many of her ice mates. We held purses and skate bags as friends passed by, some with cameras held shaky on skates, other with guardrails they would not let go of. All of them cold. None of them with hot chocolate, as we possessed, our second cups of the night. Not nearly enough.

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Chicago at night is magical. Just west of downtown, taking in the skyline is always majestic, but at night, walking from the CTA station over the Eisenhower, it was magnificent, all of the buildings screaming with light, some of them alit in Christmas red and green. The snow here, absent in uber-plowed downtown, reflected those colors, and renewed my love for this city. As fun as it is in the warmth of summer, it may be even better in the damn cold, granted that no more than five square inches of skin is showing at any time.

Lazy Sunday, Busy Monday: Part I

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

First, I must profess my love for Chris Parnell, and my growing appreciation for Andy Samberg. The former has been on Saturday Night Live for a few years (even being fired and rehired,) while Andy is a new comer. Together, they form one hell of a rap duo.

Here I thought that nothing this season (of which I’ve seen very little) would top the Glengarry Glen Ross skit from last weekend featuring Alec Baldwin reprising his role from the David Mamet-scripted film, this time laying into Santa’s elves (“Second place, a box of candy canes. Third place, you’re fired!.” But no, Parnell just had to go old skool.

I’ve always loved his raps, particularly his ode to Kirstin Dunst a few years ago. This weekend’s topped that by a large margin, with Samberg joining him in rapping “The Chronic (What?) -cles of Narnia,” perhaps the whitest thing ever set to a beat. Our topics included:

• Cupcakes
• Yahoo! Maps vs Mapquest
• The use of $10 bills (“Hamiltons”) to impress the ladies
• Movie preshow trivia slides
• Of course, The Chronicles of Narnia

Such brilliance. I laughed, I cried, I begged my friend to throw his TiVo’d copy onto DVD for me, since watching it here will not suffice.

Luigi!

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Garfield’s Fun Fest film

Silent Venom

Oh my.

Mario Kart DS is so much FUN FUN FUN and FINALLY there’s a one-player battle mode (though online play would have been so much more fun fun fun fun FUN.)

Oh yeah: the online play. Cool. My friend code is 137499758746, and I WILL lose to you. Like always.

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What You Crave

Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

At most places, when you use your debit card, they ask you to swipe it, then insert your PIN.

Sparrows movie download At White Castle, they ask for your “secret code.”

Secret code sounds much cooler. It’s like I’m a spy grabbing an order of cheese fries before the Soviets zero in on my location.

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What I Like About Her

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

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(Surveying the empty, dark, depressing parking lot in the back of Carbondale’s mall on a Thursday night.)

Peter: This is a cold, dark, depressing place.

Emily:

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Breaking and Entering trailer I want to have my first child here.