Dichotomy defined: your girlfriend sits on the couch studying her three-ring binder intently as she attempts to commit to memory a multitude of Latin terms for her 500-level midterm on grassland ecology.
Meanwhile, you use a laptop to record for posterity every McDonald’s you’ve ever been to.
Thirty-eight. So far. Illinois unless otherwise noted.
Belleville Fairgrounds, Bloomington North Main, Cahokia, Carbondale East, Carbondale West, Caseyville, Champaign Mall Lot, Chester, Chicago Downtown Sports, Collinsville Belt Line, Collinsville Catsup Bottle, Columbia, Detroit MI Comerica Park, DuQuoin, Edwardsville, Effingham, Elk Grove Village, Fairview Heights, Florissant, Freeburg, Indianapolis IN West I-70, Litchfield, Mascoutah, Nashville, O’Fallon West Old 50, Pontoon Beach, Schaumberg Woodfield Mall, Sparta, Sparta Wal-Mart, Springfield North, Springfield TN, St. Louis MO Brentwood, St. Louis MO Crestwood Plaza, St. Louis MO South County Lindbergh, St. Louis MO West County Westport Plaza, St. Peter’s MO Mid Rivers Mall Drive, Ste. Genevieve MO, Waterloo