Waiting to pick up two mediums at Pizza Hut, the power went out for about two minutes. This would usually be the most noteworthy item of any trip to a fast food joint, except that today, not a minute after Ameren IP did their thing, one of the delivery drivers returned. He wore a name tag that gave him the title “Driver Expert.” Not “Expert Driver,” which would be a tad believable. No, “Driver Expert.”
Well then.